The Bathroom Blunder: A Comedy of Errors at the Airport.

In the bustling chaos of the airport, where travelers weave through crowds like characters in a slapstick comedy, one absent-minded gentleman stumbled into a classic restroom misstep.

Ignoring the unmistakable signage, he breezed into the ladies’ restroom, his mind drifting in the clouds of travel-induced distraction. The collective gasp that greeted him snapped him back to reality, his cheeks flushing as red as the emergency exit signs.

Thinking fast, he uttered a panicked cry, “Helen? Helen, where are you? The boarding has commenced, we are likely to miss our flight”. His desperate plea echoed off the tiled walls, but alas, no Helen emerged. Then he says apologetically, “Appears she is not here, let me look somewhere else.”

As bewildered onlookers exchanged glances, our protagonist beat a hasty retreat, his dignity hanging by a thread thinner than airport security lines. With a sheepish grin and a muttered apology, he fled the scene, leaving behind a trail of laughter and bemusement.

And so, dear readers, let this serve as a cautionary tale: always mind the signs, lest you find yourself in a restroom, far away from your imaginary wife.

Guchi.