People fall sick due to number of reasons viz, Weather Change, Infection, bad food etc, but I fell sick due to digital disconnection. I have shifted to a new area, where the data connectivity is not stable and last two days, I could not access internet ( especially Facebook ) as the data server could […]
Tag: Humour
Golf, Photography and Morning delight just for Ten Rupees (15 Cents).
Today morning, I went to ATS Golf Meadows Course at 07 AM. It is a 9 hole newly crafted Golf course at Derabassi near Chandigarh (India). At the reception, I enquired about the green fee to be paid. I was told that for those staying in ATS apartments ( I recently purchased a flat and […]
Clearing Junk.
Currently I am in the process of shifting to a new house, only difference is that this one is not rented but my own house. Therefore I am clearing out household junk accumulated over the last 40 years or so. The circumstances were such that we either lived in government accommodation or rented houses of […]
Of Passwords: Humor
In this digital age, one has to remember many password. Passwords are required for a large number of net activity like, correspondence, professional, financials, social network etc, and it becomes a difficult task to remember these. Passwords are also required to be changed periodically and new passwords have stipulation of being non repeat and combination […]
Translations of common user words in Pure Hindi: Humor.
Imagine if we were to have translations of common user English words in Pure Hindi शुद्ध हिंदी how funny would it sound. Examples. Railway Platform. लोह्पथ गामिनी विश्राम स्थल , (Lohpath Gamini Vishram Sathal.) Ball Room Dance. स्त्री पुरष चिपका चिपकी लिपटा लिपटी ले चकर दे चकर नर्तुय. (Stree Purush Chipka Chipki Lipta Lipti Le […]
Sneezing: Interesting Facts.
People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because it is believed that your heart stops for a mili second. Speed of the sneeze could be more than 100 miles per hour, much faster than many cars. The spray caused by sneeze can land as far as 100 ft away. If you sneeze too hard, your […]
Face Book Friends.
Definition of a Friend is ” A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.” Some define a friend as someone who gives assistance and shares one’s happiness and grief. It is rightly said that ” A friend in need is a friend indeed”. However on Face Book we find that terminology […]
Various Heights: Humor
Height of Active Laziness. – Asking for lift to home while on a walk. Height of Suicide – A dwarf trying to throw himself down from footpath to a road. Height of Fashion – A dhoti ( Indian lion cloth ) with two zips. Height of Honesty – A pregnant lady buying one and half tickets while traveling. […]
Short Humorous Stories, reminiscences from Army Life.
Tit for Tat. I had just reported to a Signal Regiment couple of days ago, after being commissioned into the Indian Army. 1971 operations were just over and we were still in battle areas. Black out during the night was meticulously observed to ward off any air attacks. The regiment’s Technical officer had provided one […]
Funny Signs in Non-English speaking countries.
ACTUAL SIGNS IN NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Hotel, Acapulco: THE MANAGER […]
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