Other day when I returned from my morning walk, I realised that I had misplaced my iPhone. I usually carry it with me while going for a morning walk. Perhaps, I forgot to carry it that day and it could be still lying somewhere in the house. So I adopted a familiar technique to find […]
Tag: Humor
Watch these Words, “Don’t Worry, it will be done!”
Don’t Worry, It will be done! These are very comforting words full of positivity, but must not be taken at their face value; this is what I learnt the hard way during my long Army career. Not to sound a pessimist, but any one who utters these words instantaneously needs to be watched till the […]
What is there in a Name?
Some names sound funny where as meaning of some names is very funny and at times one forms an entirely different perception of a person after hearing his name but on meeting him the reality may be entirely the opposite. I had been in the Army for a long time and came across some very […]
Fell Sick; Due to Digital Disconnection!
People fall sick due to number of reasons viz, Weather Change, Infection, bad food etc, but I fell sick due to digital disconnection. I have shifted to a new area, where the data connectivity is not stable and last two days, I could not access internet ( especially Facebook ) as the data server could […]
A Lady always has her way; Humor
Way back in 1972 I was a 2nd Lieutenant (This rank no longer exists in the Indian Army, as officer cadets are commissioned as Lieutenant now). Our Regiment had just returned to its permanent location in Central India after 1971 operations. Besides my combat duties, I was also assigned the duty of ‘House member’ ( […]
Of Passwords: Humor
In this digital age, one has to remember many password. Passwords are required for a large number of net activity like, correspondence, professional, financials, social network etc, and it becomes a difficult task to remember these. Passwords are also required to be changed periodically and new passwords have stipulation of being non repeat and combination […]
Translations of common user words in Pure Hindi: Humor.
Imagine if we were to have translations of common user English words in Pure Hindi शुद्ध हिंदी how funny would it sound. Examples. Railway Platform. लोह्पथ गामिनी विश्राम स्थल , (Lohpath Gamini Vishram Sathal.) Ball Room Dance. स्त्री पुरष चिपका चिपकी लिपटा लिपटी ले चकर दे चकर नर्तुय. (Stree Purush Chipka Chipki Lipta Lipti Le […]
Sneezing: Interesting Facts.
People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because it is believed that your heart stops for a mili second. Speed of the sneeze could be more than 100 miles per hour, much faster than many cars. The spray caused by sneeze can land as far as 100 ft away. If you sneeze too hard, your […]
Face Book Friends.
Definition of a Friend is ” A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.” Some define a friend as someone who gives assistance and shares one’s happiness and grief. It is rightly said that ” A friend in need is a friend indeed”. However on Face Book we find that terminology […]
Various Heights: Humor
Height of Active Laziness. – Asking for lift to home while on a walk. Height of Suicide – A dwarf trying to throw himself down from footpath to a road. Height of Fashion – A dhoti ( Indian lion cloth ) with two zips. Height of Honesty – A pregnant lady buying one and half tickets while traveling. […]