In the realm of Avoid, Bluff and Confuse, I’ve mastered my ABCs, no way to lose. Will not move my fingers, yet views by the score, I correct with impunity, demanding no more. Master of words, a linguistic dance, In the lexicon, I lead the advance. You may be right, don’t question my sway, Above […]
Category: Humour
Rum, Inclement Weather, Men, and Mules: A Peg of Tradition in Defence Forces.
In the Indian Army, when the weather gets rough, the troops get ready—not just with raincoats and boots but with a dose of tradition passed down from the British era. Picture this: cold winds, a battalion in formation, and a station commander doling out 60 ml of rum to every soldier and even the military […]
Unveiling the Mysteries of Being ‘Cool’!
Ever wondered what it truly means to be cool? It’s like decoding a secret language, and everyone seems to have their own interpretation. Does it involve having the patience of a saint, a laid-back attitude, or the ability to keep your cool in the face of chaos? Let’s embark on a whimsical journey into the […]
Look at Me, I also Exist.
In the hustle and bustle, a comedy unfolds, Where some yell, some shout, the stories they’ve told. A cacophony of antics, a circus, no doubt, Some show off, while others snout. Quarrels erupt without a cause in sight, Others keep running, never resting, taking flight. Dressed in hilarity, some looking so funny, While sweet words […]
A Flight for Freedom: Veer’s Innocent Encounter with a Fly.
In the realm of innocence, my grandson 11 years old Veer embarked on an unexpected adventure with his mother, Rajni (my daughter). The setting was Rajni’s car, a mundane journey transformed by the presence of an uninvited guest—a small fly. As the tiny intruder buzzed near Veer’s window, annoyance flickered across Rajni’s face. In a […]
In the realm of funny Indian Names.
In the delightful world of names, I once served alongside Major Lung, who hailed from the Northeast. FWC Lung’s initials, standing for Fair Weather Cock, were as amusing as they were embarrassing. Meanwhile, the soldier JB Sister turned out to be John Baby Sister, a rather masculine Naik with a feminine name. As a commanding […]
My ATS Lifestyle, A sort of Old Age Home.
Residing in our residential enclave feels like a stint in a sitcom, the majority being retired senior citizens navigating the labyrinth of their golden years. It’s a realm where sagacious old couples reign supreme, their offspring venturing into distant exploits. A striking 95% of our community boasts impressive backgrounds – former military and civil leaders, […]
The Great Laundry Conspiracy: Socks, Currency Bills, Keys and the Mysterious Vanishing Act.
Step into the perplexing realm of laundry, where missing socks embark on covert missions, turban tie-dye becomes an unexpected art form, and everyday items engage in an unpredictable dance within the confines of the washing machine. If you’ve ever pondered the enigma of disappearing socks, psychedelic shirt designs, and the survival instincts of currency notes, […]
My digital friends and Me!
In realms of bits and bytes I dwell, Where friends abound, and Apps tell. Of weather updates, jokes so stale, But never judge my laundry pale. Alexa, Siri, Google too, They listen close, though screens are blue. My secrets shared, in whispers low, Though naughty queries make them glow. ChatGPT, Bard, my AI mates, Weaving […]
Deciphering Secrets of Getting rid of Friends on Facebook.
Navigating the complexities of making friends on Facebook can feel like participating in a high-stakes dance – friend requests, checking profiles, and the nerve-wracking wait for approval or rejection. Success seems to linger around a mysterious 40%, keeping us all in suspense. But fear not, the skill of unfriending is a different game altogether – […]
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