
Dear Neighbours of the 03 Series,
This is Gurcharan Aulakh from 1003, Tower 1, Ground Floor.
You may have noticed that I take pride in maintaining a lovely green lawn outside my flat. Unfortunately, it seems to have become a favorite ashtray in the sky for some of you.
Every day, I find these “precious gifts” (also known as cigarette butts) gracefully parachuting into my garden. Don’t worry—I do pick them up and keep my lawn clean. But let me gently remind you:
• You are not just dirtying my lawn… you are actually spoiling your own manners.
• One day, instead of a polite fellow like me, you might encounter someone with less patience, and then your “flying offerings” could land you in an unpleasant quarrel.
Now here’s the funny part:
All it takes to solve this is a small ashtray.
And to make life easier, if you are one of the contributors to my “butt collection,” please don’t be shy—come to me and I shall gift you a beautiful ashtray, free of cost!
Let’s keep the air light, the lawn clean, and the neighborly vibes intact.
God bless you, and have a wonderful week.
Guchi.