Budget Airlines, May expect the following.

Welcome to Fly-By-Night Airlines, where your journey is as much an adventure as your destination! Here’s what to expect as you prepare to book your ticket through our travel portal:

1. Punctuality: An Ambiguous Concept

– Our Motto: We’re generally late, but hey, who’s counting?”

– Flight Arrivals: We aim to land somewhere close to your intended destination. Nearby fields, neighboring cities, and occasionally, other countries are part of the excitement!

2. Culinary Delights: DIY Edition

– In-Flight Meals: None. Zero. Zilch.

– Recommendation: Pack your favorite snacks from home. Think of it as a picnic in the sky—if your picnic table was your lap and your food was slightly squished.

3. In-Flight Service: One-Man Show

– Crew: Meet Bob, our one and only steward.

– Why No Hostesses? Let’s just say, we’ve cut out the middleman of misbehavior. Bob’s got it all covered—barely.

4. Safety First: Bring Your Own

– Seat Belts: Many of ours have taken early retirement.

– Solution: BYOR—Bring Your Own Ropes. Tie yourself down securely, or enjoy the unexpected fun of mid-air rodeo.

5. Baggage Claims: A Risky Business

– Luggage: Consider it Schrödinger’s Bag—it’s both there and not there.

– Pro Tip: Get your belongings insured. Ground staff at both ends have a penchant for “souvenirs.” Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

6. Comfort: BYOB (Bring Your Own Blanket)

– Blankets: In the interest of cost-cutting, we don’t provide them.

– Suggestion: Bring your own cozy cover. It also doubles as a shield against the inexplicable chill from our overzealous air-conditioning.

7. In-Flight Entertainment: Old School Fun

– Entertainment System: Nada. Zip. Nonexistent.

– Alternative: Bring your own devices or, better yet, kickstart a row-wide singing competition. Extra points for harmony, minus points for off-key renditions of “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

8. Wishing You Luck!

– Final Thoughts: Embrace the chaos, cherish the unpredictability, and enjoy the ride. You’re now part of the Fly-By-Night family, where every flight is a story waiting to happen.

Guchi.