
In the realm of slumber’s strange symphony,
A chorus of snores brings mirthful glee.
From the Chainsaw Snorer, bold and loud,
To the Mouse Snorer, with a squeaky shroud.
The Chainsaw Snorer, a thunderous blast,
No sleeping partner could ever outlast.
With rumbling snores, like a saw’s fierce growl,
They carve through the night with a mighty howl.
Then comes the Whistling Snorer’s high-pitched tune,
A tea kettle’s serenade, lasting till noon.
Their nocturnal melody, sharp and shrill,
Bringing sleepless nights, against your will.
Behold the Elephant Snorer, mighty and grand,
Their booming trumpets shake the room, unplanned.
No gentle slumber for those in their path,
As they mimic pachyderms ( thick skinned animals) with a snoring wrath.
Next, the Gurgling Snorer with sounds bizarre,
A symphony of throat-clearing from afar.
A gurgling commotion that defies explanation,
Leaving you wondering about the snorer’s hydration.
Hark! The Hiccup Snorer, with rhythmic grace,
Their snores like metronomes, quickening pace.
Hypnotic hiccups, lulling you to a trance,
A peculiar lullaby, a sleep-inducing dance.
The Mouse Snorer, a delicate charmer indeed,
Their tiny snores, whispers you barely heed.
With gentle squeaks, they tiptoe through dreams,
A slumbering companion that silently schemes.
Lastly, the Silent Snorer, a sneaky trickster,
Their snoring so stealthy, it’s hard to decipher.
Guchi.